No charge, no text messages, an' we not be wantin' yer phone number.
Ye be needin' a modern phone capable of them new-fangled polyphonic ring tones, an' which can deal wi' MIDI.
Point yer phone's WAP browser at www.yarr.org.uk/wap an' select the one which appeals to ye the most.
Once again, just so ye be sure: we not be chargin' ye a penny, although yer cell phone service may charge ye a couple o' pieces o' eight fer the call. We not be askin' fer any text messages, an' we not be hearin' hide nor hair o' yer phone number.
Alternatively, if ye be usin' a PC-based ringtone composer (or ye just want the MIDI files):
The Captain Pugwash Theme Tune
The Sailor's Hornpipe
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor
Yo Ho Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)
Yarr.

This year, we be linkin' up wi' Marie Curie Cancer Care to try and be raisin' some money.
Can ye get people to sponsor ye to go to work or school dressed as a pirate? Can ye keep the accent up all day? P'raps a tour round yer local taverns might raise a bit o' cash? Do some good deeds fer a change!
Fer a reminder o' Pirate Day each year, enter yer email. Ye be gettin' a message one week before, and one at midnight on the Day. Ye can be unsubscribin' anytime, an' we promise not to sell yer email to scum o' the net.
Maintained by Mad Cap'n Tom
Poster art by Steve Colgan. Header photo from stock.xchng.